We are not all butterflies...OR...Give us incoherence or give us death...OR...Hitler was such a fucking elevator

permalink Oh, now that’s more like it, a tumblr actually devoted to social activation and mobilization!
This week we gave platelets, which is something that you probably have a lot of, but are things that cancer patients need really badly.
The whole process takes about 2 hours, and you can’t really move because you have giant needles sticking out of both your arms.  Other people were there watching movies, but sticking with our resolution to get preachy in 2010, we sat there defiantly while having a staff member listen to us ramble on about what a great thing we were doing, and how other people should really get their acts together and do some good in this world.
Pros: As we said, great stuff.  But wouldn’t it be better if they individually called out people who weren’t doing their part?  We certainly think so.

Oh, now that’s more like it, a tumblr actually devoted to social activation and mobilization!

This week we gave platelets, which is something that you probably have a lot of, but are things that cancer patients need really badly.

The whole process takes about 2 hours, and you can’t really move because you have giant needles sticking out of both your arms.  Other people were there watching movies, but sticking with our resolution to get preachy in 2010, we sat there defiantly while having a staff member listen to us ramble on about what a great thing we were doing, and how other people should really get their acts together and do some good in this world.

Pros: As we said, great stuff.  But wouldn’t it be better if they individually called out people who weren’t doing their part?  We certainly think so.

permalink This thing looks a lot like that thing.
The difference is that this thing is a hilarious take on the whole zeitgeist of blogs turned into coffee table books nobody ever reads, while that thing was just fucking awful, and thankfully doesn’t exist anymore.
Pros: Everything.  This is the best thing we’ve seen on tumblr this week with the exception of this.

This thing looks a lot like that thing.

The difference is that this thing is a hilarious take on the whole zeitgeist of blogs turned into coffee table books nobody ever reads, while that thing was just fucking awful, and thankfully doesn’t exist anymore.

Pros: Everything.  This is the best thing we’ve seen on tumblr this week with the exception of this.

permalink Isn’t that adorable? Well, not a kitten being tickled adorable, but certainly grandparents using a computer adorable.
Stodgy old Newsweek magazine is telling us hip, young possible future subscribers that they get it.  They’re not your father’s Newsweek, they ask the questions that we need an answer to!
Still, we can’t help but imagining somebody explaining what a reblog is to Howard Fineman:
Newsweek Staffer: Howard, you’re articles getting a lot of reblogs and likes on our tumblr?
Howard Fineman: What?
NS: On tumblr, people are reblogging a snippet of one of your columns.
HF: You’re speaking nonsense.  Didn’t you go to J school?
NS: Yes, I went to Columbia, top of my class.
HF: Then use your words, stop spewing gibberish and explain what you just told me like a journalist would.
NS: People on a very small corner of the internet seem to be enjoying your column.
HF: Fuck yeah they are!
NS: That’s more like it!
Pros: Actually, we really enjoy the Newsweek tumblr.  It’s nice to have something not completely inane to read on our dashboards.  Plus, it’s largely easier to read than the magazine.

Isn’t that adorable? Well, not a kitten being tickled adorable, but certainly grandparents using a computer adorable.

Stodgy old Newsweek magazine is telling us hip, young possible future subscribers that they get it.  They’re not your father’s Newsweek, they ask the questions that we need an answer to!

Still, we can’t help but imagining somebody explaining what a reblog is to Howard Fineman:

Newsweek Staffer: Howard, you’re articles getting a lot of reblogs and likes on our tumblr?

Howard Fineman: What?

NS: On tumblr, people are reblogging a snippet of one of your columns.

HF: You’re speaking nonsense.  Didn’t you go to J school?

NS: Yes, I went to Columbia, top of my class.

HF: Then use your words, stop spewing gibberish and explain what you just told me like a journalist would.

NS: People on a very small corner of the internet seem to be enjoying your column.

HF: Fuck yeah they are!

NS: That’s more like it!

Pros: Actually, we really enjoy the Newsweek tumblr.  It’s nice to have something not completely inane to read on our dashboards.  Plus, it’s largely easier to read than the magazine.

permalink NOOOOOO! WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL US ABOUT THIS?
We’re looking at you Tumblr staff!
If there is one thing latfat can get behind (other than a Michelle Bachmann Playboy spread…mmmm), it’s eating copious amounts of beef while drinking beer (especially McSorley’s) for only $35.
Well, we guess we always have RUB (Shiner!) and Fette Sau. Actually, you know what? Fuck this…we are out…
Pros: See you in 15 at RUB.

NOOOOOO! WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL US ABOUT THIS?

We’re looking at you Tumblr staff!

If there is one thing latfat can get behind (other than a Michelle Bachmann Playboy spread…mmmm), it’s eating copious amounts of beef while drinking beer (especially McSorley’s) for only $35.

Well, we guess we always have RUB (Shiner!) and Fette Sau. Actually, you know what? Fuck this…we are out…

Pros: See you in 15 at RUB.

permalink We could probably start a whole new tumblr called “Look At This Fucking Awful ‘Fuck Yeah’ Tumblr.”
We’re really trying not to do chronicle every “Fuck Yeah” tumblr out there, that would be just too much. Have you seen just how many of these things are devoted to Disney movies alone?
Pros: Don’t go changing, we think you’re perfect just the way you are.

We could probably start a whole new tumblr called “Look At This Fucking Awful ‘Fuck Yeah’ Tumblr.”

We’re really trying not to do chronicle every “Fuck Yeah” tumblr out there, that would be just too much. Have you seen just how many of these things are devoted to Disney movies alone?

Pros: Don’t go changing, we think you’re perfect just the way you are.

permalink For graduate school, one of our writers is reading a fantastic book by Timothy Mitchell titled Colonising Egypt. The book deconstructs the historical and political conceptions of order and truth of the European colonial encounter with nineteenth-century Egypt.
He recommended it to the staff and being the smarty-pants we all are, we spent the last week reading it.
A peculiar section on the prominence of exhibitions in Europe caught our attention:

Spectacles like the world exhibition and the Orientalist congress set up the world as a picture. They ordered it up before an audience as an object on display, to be viewed, experienced and investigated. The Great Exhibition of 1851 in London claimed to present to its six million visitors ‘a living picture’ of the development of mankind. Orientalism, it was claimed in the same way at the inauguration of the Ninth International Congress in London in 1892, had ‘displayed before us the historical development of the human race’. An earlier Orientalist, the great French scholar Sylvestre de Sacy, had envisioned this process of display in a manner very similar to the future world exhibitions. He had planned to establish a museum, which was to be ‘a vast depot of objects of all kinds, of drawings, of original books, maps, accounts of voyages, all offered to those who wish to give themselves to the study of [the Orient]; in such a way that each of these students would be able to feel himself transported as if by enchantment into the midst of, say, a Mongolian tribe or of the Chinese race, whichever he might have made the object of his studies’. By the later decades of the century, almost everywhere that Middle Eastern visitors went they seemed to encounter this rendering up the world as a picture. They visited the museums, and saw the cultures of the world portrayed in objects arranged under glass, in the order of their evolution.

This exhibition behind glass is taking place here on tumblr. Behind the glass of the internet, post after post is taken as reality — a window depicting what reality should or shouldn’t be. Who are we, or rather, who are you?
We aren’t sure how healthy tumblr is for mankind.
But we do know one thing: Don’t believe those hippies in Seattle, bacon fucking rocks. In every form.
Pros: Bacon! Also, not called “Fuck Yeah Bacon.”

For graduate school, one of our writers is reading a fantastic book by Timothy Mitchell titled Colonising Egypt. The book deconstructs the historical and political conceptions of order and truth of the European colonial encounter with nineteenth-century Egypt.

He recommended it to the staff and being the smarty-pants we all are, we spent the last week reading it.

A peculiar section on the prominence of exhibitions in Europe caught our attention:

Spectacles like the world exhibition and the Orientalist congress set up the world as a picture. They ordered it up before an audience as an object on display, to be viewed, experienced and investigated. The Great Exhibition of 1851 in London claimed to present to its six million visitors ‘a living picture’ of the development of mankind. Orientalism, it was claimed in the same way at the inauguration of the Ninth International Congress in London in 1892, had ‘displayed before us the historical development of the human race’. An earlier Orientalist, the great French scholar Sylvestre de Sacy, had envisioned this process of display in a manner very similar to the future world exhibitions. He had planned to establish a museum, which was to be ‘a vast depot of objects of all kinds, of drawings, of original books, maps, accounts of voyages, all offered to those who wish to give themselves to the study of [the Orient]; in such a way that each of these students would be able to feel himself transported as if by enchantment into the midst of, say, a Mongolian tribe or of the Chinese race, whichever he might have made the object of his studies’. By the later decades of the century, almost everywhere that Middle Eastern visitors went they seemed to encounter this rendering up the world as a picture. They visited the museums, and saw the cultures of the world portrayed in objects arranged under glass, in the order of their evolution.

This exhibition behind glass is taking place here on tumblr. Behind the glass of the internet, post after post is taken as reality — a window depicting what reality should or shouldn’t be. Who are we, or rather, who are you?

We aren’t sure how healthy tumblr is for mankind.

But we do know one thing: Don’t believe those hippies in Seattle, bacon fucking rocks. In every form.

Pros: Bacon! Also, not called “Fuck Yeah Bacon.”

permalink These fucking “snark” blogs; who do they think they are?
How could you even think of mocking Dear Old Love?
Sure, it’s specifically asking for a book deal, and is selling ads while people pour our their hearts anonymously for the amusement of the internet masses.
But is that really a bad thing?
The internet exists to make money off of people’s suffering, but shouldn’t we still be congenial about it?
The URL for this tumblr makes us do this.  You guys, spay or neuter your “snark” bloggers, it’s an epidemic out there.
Pros: Everything, Latfat approved.  Set your tumblrs to follow.

These fucking “snark” blogs; who do they think they are?

How could you even think of mocking Dear Old Love?

Sure, it’s specifically asking for a book deal, and is selling ads while people pour our their hearts anonymously for the amusement of the internet masses.

But is that really a bad thing?

The internet exists to make money off of people’s suffering, but shouldn’t we still be congenial about it?

The URL for this tumblr makes us do this. You guys, spay or neuter your “snark” bloggers, it’s an epidemic out there.

Pros: Everything, Latfat approved. Set your tumblrs to follow.