We dropped the sweaty balls this week. The Internetz were down in our D.C. office and commitments to other projects made our New York office just not care. Plus we have no interns this semester.

We need interns.

Duties: Fetching us Hustler magazines from 1989, reheating the day-old pizza from Dominos sitting under out keyboard, feeding our cats (all 10 of them), watching the National Geographic Channel and writing a 10 page research paper on why it sucks, and most importantly helping us write a couple Latfat posts once-and-awhile.

Requirements: You would be willing to participate in a three-way with Michele Bachman, Michale Steele and C. Thomas Howell. We aren’t saying it would happen, just saying if it did happen…you would have to be open to it…

Not interested? Why not? We could even set up a mini-tumblr like BlackBook did! It could be called Latfat Intern Shitz. Trust us, it would be 10 times better than the self-involved intern crap on BlackBook Intern Talk, which is basically an archive of the most boring internship ever.

Pros: You know what’s worse than an Intern? And intern with a tumblr account.