Now that the world has come to an end (can you remember the last time you saw the sun?), we’re hoping this tumblr will switch away from a collection of pictures representing WASP culture, and become an actual guide to talking to women at parties, because procreation will be the key to saving the human race.

Of course, it will take some time.  WASPs are resilient, and if the movies have taught us anything is that we’ll be left with a color palette of browns, yellows and reds, which seems right up their alley.

The name can stay the same, because the definition of party will simply change to a group of people huddling around the last surviving macbook pro listening to the last scraps of what can be called music while using their iPhones, now truly devoid of decent cell coverage, as handwarmers.

Pros: A good pair of boots will be the only thing between you and foot rot.