Praise Jesus! Last week the lord cometh, embraced our mother Michael and smote the infidel Democrat Partay. Now he will take us up into his bosom and Latfat shall be seated at the right hand of the Lord. We have seen the antichrist Muslun Obama and he has been destroyed. Our savior was reborn:

All hail the lord and his infinite wisdom. The apocalypse is here!

Pros: The GOP resurgence gives us a chance to listen to the entire Toby Keith discography.