We are not all butterflies...OR...Give us incoherence or give us death...OR...Hitler was such a fucking elevator

permalink The past 24 hours have really shaken our world view. Haiti, Conan, the death of tumblarity, the New Yorker writing about Jersey Shore and coming across this fucking awful thing have made us question what getting preachy can really do to change the world. We’re just not sure anymore that the internet can do good things, and any of the awful things that exist at Butt Guts. So we’re thinking of just dumping our New Years Resolution, and settling down with somebody who will remind us that there are incredibly awful things on the internet and they will spend all their time collecting them. You get us, Butt Guts. You completely get us. If Tumblrs could get married, would you marry us? Pros: This redefines the phrase, Look at This Fucking Awful Tumblr. What did these freaks do before the internet?

The past 24 hours have really shaken our world view.

Haiti, Conan, the death of tumblarity, the New Yorker writing about Jersey Shore and coming across this fucking awful thing have made us question what getting preachy can really do to change the world.

We’re just not sure anymore that the internet can do good things, and any of the awful things that exist at Butt Guts.

So we’re thinking of just dumping our New Years Resolution, and settling down with somebody who will remind us that there are incredibly awful things on the internet and they will spend all their time collecting them.

You get us, Butt Guts. You completely get us.

If Tumblrs could get married, would you marry us?

Pros: This redefines the phrase, Look at This Fucking Awful Tumblr. What did these freaks do before the internet?

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