Our hats are off to you, Anthony Beltempo, you magnificent bastard. Your brainchild, Jersey Shore, is possibly the greatest Public Service Announcement ever created.

Here, here!

Now that you have America’s attention, start inserting messages into programming… wait, what?

See? Even MTV can be a force for good (still not sure this is preachy enough for our tastes, but we’ll let it slide).

Pros: Micheal Cera and the cast of Jersey Shore. Does it get any more ironic? (Also, we are pretty sure that “The Situation” is Pauly Shore).