We are not all butterflies...OR...Give us incoherence or give us death...OR...Hitler was such a fucking elevator

permalink Jesus Christ. Let’s think about that guy for a moment. Caitlin apparently thinks about him 24/7. Us? Well we love the idea of Jesus. Dude could turn wine into water, hung out with prostitutes and he’s a pretty badass zombie. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Except the Romans, or if you ask Mel Gibson, the Jews. But seriously, dude was great at social activation and mobilization, and like 2,000 years before Twitter! Pros: We’ve been inspired to turn over a new leaf with our New Year’s Resolution for 2010.  And like others who have been inspired by Jesus, we’re going to get all preachy.  Expect a lot of crying over babies and chickens from us this year.

Jesus Christ. Let’s think about that guy for a moment. Caitlin apparently thinks about him 24/7.

Us? Well we love the idea of Jesus. Dude could turn wine into water, hung out with prostitutes and he’s a pretty badass zombie.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Except the Romans, or if you ask Mel Gibson, the Jews.

But seriously, dude was great at social activation and mobilization, and like 2,000 years before Twitter!

Pros: We’ve been inspired to turn over a new leaf with our New Year’s Resolution for 2010.  And like others who have been inspired by Jesus, we’re going to get all preachy.  Expect a lot of crying over babies and chickens from us this year.

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