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Joe Biden Gets So Excited About Big Stuff!

OMG. BEST EVER. LULZ.

So hey, Tumbl-verse. What’s up guys? Things are getting real up in here this week, huh? So real that we just got overwhelmed by this crazee shitz.

Ain’t happening for awhile. So, for now, we say goodbye to fascist tumblr world.

Pros: On extended sabbatical while we attend AA meetings and check ourselves into sex rehab.

In the meantime, we are going to leave you with rapeshower: basically a visual representation of Latfat posts. See if you can match our posts with their appropriate pictures on rapeshower!

The greater D.C. area just can’t get snow off of it’s mind.  Largely, because there is still so much of it around, and there is more coming.

People were, and are, freaking out (and probably appropriately because this is not Illinois, no matter how much Sen. Dick Durbin wishes it was).

Thank the sweet lords of the internetz that the Commonwealth of Virginia decided to setup a tumblr to quickly update their citizens on their efforts to defeat the snow devil.

Yes, Virginia used tumblr instead of its own content management system for no discernible reason whatsoever.  Well, maybe budget cuts.

Also, there is a separate tumblr for the December blizzard, so we can only assume this tumblr is setup only for storms in February, which they probably won’t update if a storm hits next year either.

Pros: Wow, a tumblr of all original content.  We bet it didn’t get many reblogs though, which is a shame, because this post is hot.

Look at this fucking awful tumblr: Thumbnails of screen captures where full screen capture posts should be; random italicized paragraphs for no reason; a New York editor who has only made two posts in the last two weeks; skipping posts for days and when they do come in these guys are too lazy to fix the grammatical errors and misspellings littered through their content; and fer chris’sakes, isn’t it about time to take down the “I’m with CoCo” graphic?

Jesus. Bunch a retards (yes, Mrs. Palin, we mean it the way you pretend to hate but secretly scream at family functions, “Hey Todd, come over har and check out this retard! Look at Trig go!).

Pros: Yay self-reflections in the middle of snow storms.

This is one of those whispery posts that people on tumblr seem to like for some reason, because Latfat’s D.C. correspondent is currently sheltering-in-place at his job, because there is some serious shit going on outside.

It really makes us wish that we were on vacation with our goofy dads.  Wouldn’t it be great to have your biggest problem be right now that your dad might embarrass you by wearing some goofy clothing?

They should really look into do a spin-off of step-Dads on vacation, because in our experience, those guys who just thoroughly disconnected from reality.

Pros: We can’t but look at this tumblr without thinking about that weird Carnival Cruise commercial where for some unknown reason John Krasinski is the internal monologue of some teenage girl.